Shakespeare Insult Generator

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You! You scullion. Thine face is not worth sunburning. I’d beat thee, but I would infect my hands. Thou sodden-witten lord, thou art as fat as butter!

No need to take it personally, we’re just giving you a taste of what you can expect from this hilarious Shakespeare Insult Generator. The Bard was known for his wit, and now this book is bringing Shakespeare’s genius into the 21st century for all us “apish bald-pated abominations” to enjoy. This book includes a mix-and-match setup that allows you to flip through 150,000 insult segments and create the perfect combination for the task at hand. Want to put your brother in his place? Check. Need the perfect line to win an internet flame war? Check. Yearning for new ways to talk about your boss behind his back without him catching on? Checkity check — that cuckoldly dull-brained blockhead has no idea what’s coming to him.

The inclusion of some notes about Shakespeare and the history of these legendary insults makes this book an ideal gift for intellectuals as well as comedians. Wrap a copy up for anyone who is sharp of mind, quick tongued, and not likely to use their newly created jabs on you.


  • Format: 118
  • Pages: 4 1/4 X 6 V

  • Publication Date: 000 Insults in the Bard's Own Words
  • ISBN: 9781452127750

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