Toilet Elixirs for Men

NOTE: This product ships from the USA and will arrive in time for Christmas to US and Canada.
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You might not be able to alter your loved one’s poo habits, but you can empower them to expel with confidence thanks to these handy Toilet Sprays for Men. Each container of Turdcules Toilet Elixir contains enough manly-scented spray to counteract 300 stink bombs. Choose from woodsy aromas perfect for the guy who would’ve been a lumberjack in another life, or go with the ocean-inspired collection that’ll have your favorite “craptain” feeling ship shape in no time.

Yes, these gifts are hilarious, but they’re the kind of Secret Santa surprise he’ll laugh at now and then use later — thank goodness! Drop them in his stocking, put them in his bathroom, or wrap them up for a birthday or Father’s Day. There’s never really a great time to say “you stink,” but every day is a good day to make your shared bathroom habitable again.

Each spray of your Turdcules Toilet Elixir (Poo / Poop / Toilet Spray) deploys a massive fleet of microscopic, turd-tacklin battleships, barricading your belligerently, baneful bio-bombs beneath the surface of the porcelain sea.


  • Each set includes three 2 fl/oz bottles of Turdcules Toilet Elixirs - that's 300+ trips to the throne!
  • SEPTIC-SAFE - Use in your boat or RV!
  • Includes Gift Box
  • Proudly Made in the USA
  • The Mountain Man Collection includes Sasquat, LogSplitter and Tennessee Hangover
  • The Craptain's Choice Collection includes Pooseidon, Turdpedo and Turdally Awesome
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