We Will Wash You Soap

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Buddy you're a mess, stinkin' real bad,
Need to clean up, gonna need a big soap to help.
He got mud on his face, total disgrace,
Spreading his stink all over the place…

We will... We Will Wash You.

Truth time: No one — not even music royalty — can rock out like a pro when they're not feeling their best. This Freddy Mercury-inspired We Will Wash You soap is champion-level suds in a very showy package. Need to scrub up before hitting the town? Have your eye on a Grammy and don't want your stench standing in the way? Ditch dirt, sweat, and BO with soap full of soothing, skin-friendly ingredients like cocoa butter. A couple swishes with your washcloth and BOOM! Another germ bites the dust.

Introduce friends, family, and fellow Queen fans to a crazy little thing called personal hygiene. When you're under pressure to come up with a gift for the person who has everything, give them the ability to break free (from a lack of self-care) with this funny, quirky, totally cool soap that delivers style and functionality in spades. It might even clean up your buddy so well they'll find somebody to love, and that's a real kind of magic if you ask us.


  • This mini bar of soap is 2 oz and measures approximately 2.25 x 1.75 x 1 inches
  • Not tested on animals
  • Made in the USA
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